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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

(Source: easycomfort)

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hexxagons:

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle)

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jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

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dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

(Source: dominiricanlove)

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burdened-with-glorious-love:

rotaesshinies:

team-hiddleston:

I wish he would just miss catching that cup and it hits him on his pretty little head…maybe in the gagreel…

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Yeahhh… I think Hiddleston’s hand-eye game is pretty good.

If you watch with the commentary, he says that he did hit himself in the face with the cup. And Kevin Feign was upset it didn’t get put in the gag reel, cause that cup wasn’t made to be thrown and it apparently hurt.

(Source: hiddleston-daily)

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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

(Source: quentinssential)

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